10 Lazy, Last-Minute Costumes You Can Throw Together Before Halloween

I am making no such assumptions, because Im a realistand not just on Oct. 31.

Here are 10 costumes you could toss together just whenever.

Last-minute halloween costume ideas

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Dab them with red paint.

Carry a knife or other weapon.

You are a cereal killer.

Of course you do, because this joke is one million years old.

So embrace it: Tell people youre actually going as an unfunny joke.

Paint your box to match your cups, then cut the tops off the cups.

Are you also the coolest person at your Halloween party?

No, but at least you have a costume.

Cut out some arm and leg holes so you’re free to wear it like a onesie.

For the entire evening, you are only allowed to speak in ice puns cribbed fromBatman & Robin.

(Cool party!)

In fact, this one crosses the line from merely stupid to ingeniously, terribly, irresistibly dumb.

Print the word LIFE on a T-shirt.

Carry around a bag of lemons.

When people ask you what youre supposed to be, hand them a lemon.

Thats it, thats the costume.

You figure it out.

So go as something really old, like Tom Cruise dancing in his underwear in the filmRisky Business.

Sunglasses are optional: Cruise doesnt actually wear his iconic Wayfarersin the underwear dancing scene.

(Wait,AmericanPsycho is20 years old?Fuck.

While I wouldnt recommend carrying around a real axe, itdoessort of complete the look.

Some combat boots and a cargo jacket?

Youre inThe Last of Us.

An expensive suit and a colorful vocabulary full of biting insults?

Well thats most anyone onSuccession, baby!

Everyone who sees you will belaughing so hard.More like 404: Bad costume idea not found!

They do the same for you.

Youre a matched set: Two friends dressing up as each other.

Except this isnt actually a friend costume, its a #humblebrag costume.

Brag, why dont you.