You forgot something, Cotter told her.
Yeah, Im not taking that.
What do you expect me to do with it?
Do whatever you want with it, she said before she drove away.
And so he did.
Literary agents began calling Cotter to discuss book possibilities.
Predictably, Cotters wife is not pleased.
Cotter hasnt yet reached his mark of 101 creative uses.
At the time of this writing, he has published 36.
Here are some of the amusing ones.
