Anything, or anyone, that stands in the way of them doing their job gets removed.
Like this stuff, for example.
Unsurprisingly, theres a lot of stuff you could do on a plane that can earn you the boot.
This could be something as simple as not buckling your seat belt when they ask.
Basically, what they say goes.
If you remember only one thing from this list, make it this.
Youll usually be given a warning or two, but dont push it.
Shut up, sit down, and dont touch me.
Being too drunk: Theyre not going to give you a breathalyzer test or anything like that.
But if you cant hold your liquor and start to become disruptive, see above.
Having a crying baby: Unfortunately, air travel is particularly tough for new parents.
So yes, bad body odor, excessive flatulence, and lack of personal hygiene will get you grounded.
This is easily avoided by washing yourself, using a deodorant or antiperspirant, or wearing special charcoal underwear.
The first reason is because your feet probably stink.
You did just haul ass through a massive airport terminal, after all.
The second is for safety.
Shoes are pretty great for that.
So save the super-sexy, eye-popping outfits for another time.
Like when youre alone and nobody can see you.
It sounds discriminatory, but it really has to do with safety.
If you cant buckle your seat belt, your at risk and so is the airline.
Usually, though, theyll just refrain from passing out peanuts on that flight.
Which is kind of a bummer for me.
I mean, Im glad youre alive or whatever, but pretzels suck.
Looking sick: This is a no-brainer.
If you are sick, you really shouldnt be around other people in tight spaces anyway.
So, whats a recently kicked-off-the-plane person to do?
For starters,comply immediately.
You are not going to win if you argue here.
You will only make things worse, so dont waste your breath.
Its like being bounced from a clubonce theyve decided to remove you, youre out.
After youve been removed, ask for another ticket.
Unless you broke the law.
If you did something illegal, youll be arrested and wont get anything back.
