I love a yule log, but Im not a fan of a fireplace.
A fireplace requires tending.
(Im not 100% on how fireplaces work.)
It is the crashiest.)
That said, not all yule logs are created equal.
That is why I have reviewed a selection of the best.
You dont need a flash for that, mom.
Also, the crackling is a little too shrill and insistent.
Settle down, yule log.
I already missed the warmth of Holiday Family Favorites.
Some feisty crackles offset the low roar of the fireplace.
Sometimes it sounds like someone is popping bubble wrap which may or may not be a plus for you.
And this one is not.
Do not play Carol of the Bells at me, Ultimate Yule Log.
I prefer to go elsewhere for my music choices.
In their defense, the title provided ample warning of what I was getting myself into.
Yule Log
Yule Log,on the other hand, knows whats what.
Yule Logs just coming here to tell you what Yule Log is.
Its Yule Log: no more, no less.
Festive Yule Log seems to exist in an inky void.
I did not know this.
John, fortunately, never shows up.
Instead, you get a hearty fire peppered with just the right amount of crackling.
Still, I couldnt shake the idea that John was there.
That John is watching us all, always.
Fantasy Fireplace: Christmas Edition
Byfantasy,they mean fake.
It is terrible and should never be watched.
Yule Log Christmas Fireplace 10 Hours
This oneis creepy as fuck.
If the Uncanny Valley can exist for yule logs, we are right in it.
Second, the fire is centered within a nondescript fireplace that takes up most of the frame.
No one cares about your dumb fireplace, Rex Dormis.
Or he lives among the pretend flames?
I dont know anything anymore.)
