Evil Weekis winding down, but that doesnt mean your evil deeds need come to an end.
To paraphrase Tracy Jordan, you’re free to live every week like its Evil Week.
Or maybe you just really want to mess with someone.
And assuming you have the technical skill, there are countless ways to do that by stealing someones identity.
Basically, youd use someone elses name and health insurance info to see or doctor or get treatment.
Surprise medical bills are for law-abiding U.S. citizens.
Id quote some of it but I fear it is too upsetting even for this post.
Why not take it to the natural extreme?
You want money or property, they have it, so you get married.
Use your wiles to ensure theres no pre-nup, get divorced andthenbounce.
Why would you do this?
To get out of trouble for one of your other reported 40 impersonations, of course.
Launder Money
Why not merge two Evil Week hacks andlaunder moneyunder an assumed identity?
He awoke to a nightmare.
Just before dawn, insistent pounding on the front door jolted the ex-Marine and young father out of bed.
Federal agents poured into his Kendall home, pushing his wife aside and rushing to his bedroom.
They held guns to his face before slapping him in handcuffs.
I kept asking, What is going on?
recalled Gomez, who works as a driver for UPS.
I was scared for my life.
Whatever the case, their house is open and their mail is piling up.
Why not move in?
There are multiple ways to do this.
One would be to just assume the identity of the person whose house it actually is.
Another would be to turn in fraudulent papers signing the house over to yourself.
From public records open to anyone who visits City Hall, he gets a legal description of the property.
The house is officially sold.
If youre good at forging documents and stealing personal information, why not give it a try?
