Welcome toEvil Week, our annual dive into all the slightly sketchy hacks wed usually refrain from recommending.
Weve got all the info you should probably be successfully unsavory.
(kindly do not actually do any of these terrible things.)
Note: According to Lifehackers deputy editor,Joel Cunningham: Fart particles should be referred to as farticles.
Unless your boss is a total jerk.
Its not even unethical, really.
Verdict: Useful
Can you fool drug dogs through creative baking?
I have no idea whether this trick would actually work.
I lean toward no, because them police dogs is smart.
Anyway, who would want to be the first one to try it?
The Live Listen range is about 50 feet.
Id say go for it, but your dumb-ass friends probably arent leaving behind sizable estates.
(I didnt need the extra cake anyway.)
Verdict: Semi-useful
Explain your STD with koalas
There are two strains of Koala-Chlamydia.
As long as youre cool with telling your spouse, I didnt cheat on you.
My koala peed on me, this would totally work.
This tip will do it for you.
I encourage everyone to give me gift cards in the hope that I wont redeem them.
Why not turn birthdays into a game and give me motivation to not let those cards gather dust?
How to get free flowers for life
Wow, Reddits Unethical Life Pro Tips board can getdark.
So much easier than just studying.
This is still America, right, Your Honor?
We still have freedom?
Bonus points if youre in a large building and giving everyone free washesthats just being a good neighbor.
In a lot of jobs, customer praise to management could actually make a difference in your employment life.
On the other hand, its not fair to your co-workers.
And theyre all justawesome, right?
Maybe join an astronomy club instead?
