Welcome toEvil Week, our annual dive into all the slightly sketchy hacks wed usually refrain from recommending.
Weve got all the info you gotta be successfully unsavory.
Halloween gives everyone the excuse to demolish some candy.
Adults without kids, like myself, feel encouraged to celebrate with a bag of their favorite candy.
In the name of keeping your hard-earned, comforting, sanity-giving snacks safe, you must deceive your household.
The most effective way to trick them into leaving your snacks alone lies in first being a good observer.
Know their palate
Everyone has flavor preferences: ingredients and spices they love and abhor.
If youre really lucky, theyll have dietary restrictions or allergies.
Capitalize on this knowledge.
Folks that are spicy-food avoiders are easy to trick, too.
Sweet treats are definitely packed with cream.
Then, use this knowledge to help yourself.
Youll need to hide your snacks.
Where they go a lot, sometimes, and never.
This is where you hide your snacks.
Maybe your significant other doesnt like to squat down.
You should store your snacks in the back of the low cabinets in your home.
Stash your snacks there.
And like, never get your snacks from this secret place when others are in the room.
Its time to put your snacks in costume.
Hide your snacks inside of alternative packaging.
Put the Doritos inside the bag of the cauliflower chips your kids hate.
you’re able to basically eat those in plain sight because they wont mess with those gross chips.
The only lady in the house?
Keep your peanut butter M&Ms in a box of tampons.
Tuck the dark chocolate peanut butter cups into an emptied edamame bag in the freezer.
If you’re able to, use multiple techniques all at once.
When enough time has passed, definitely go ahead and use all of your methods in tandem again.
