If we can call it that.
What is a Dad Joke?
(When does a joke become a Dad Joke?
When it becomes apparent.)
In other words, if its incredibly cheesy and makes you half-groan, half-smile, its a Dad Joke.
(Its inappropriate to make a Dad Joke if youre not a dad.
Its a faux pa.)
What are your favorite Dad Jokes?
Dad Jokes I could find.
Feel free to bust any of these out during Sundays backyard barbecue.
Why are elevator jokes so good?
They work on so many levels.
Why did the guy get fired from his job at orange juice factory?He couldnt concentrate.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that got blown up?
Da brie was everywhere.
Why do eye doctors live so long?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.
How do you steal someones coat?
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
I went to a zoo once, but they only had one dog there.
It was a Shih Tzu.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call a fake noodle?
The police just arrested the worlds tongue twister champion.
They say hell be given a tough sentence.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
What do you say to a baby you meet on Rodeo Drive?
Gucci, Gucci, Gucci.
Many people think Thors brother is intense, but I found him to be low-key.
How much do roofs cost?
Theyre on the house.
What do you call a can opener that doesnt work?
Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards?
What do frogs wear on their feet in summer?
Open toad sandals
Where are all the dad jokes stored?
Why dont cannibals eat clowns?
Where did the general put his armies?
Whats brown and sticky?
What did the father buffalo say to the boy buffalo when he went to school?
