Here are tips for how to win every game in NetflixsSquid Game.

Warning: If you havent seenSquid Game,this article is nothing but spoilers.

That having been said, I wouldnt join an actual alliance.

Only one Squid Game is team-based, so attachments to others are more likely to hurt than help you.

They cant help you with much outright, but theycantell you what game is next, a huge advantage.

It cant hurt, right?

When the guns started firing, most players ran for the exit, ensuring their own demise.

But its actually a fairly easy win.

There is plenty of time to reach the finish line, so taking it steady and easy is key.

This should allow you enough advance warning to prepare for your freeze.

Shift your weight from foot to foot to keep still.

Breathe slowly and dont tense up.

give a shot to put some distance between you and the other players so no one grabs you.

I dont recommend using other players as human shields.

(I doubt a human body is going to fully protect you from flying bullets anyway.)

Obviously the fewer angles in the shape you choose, the easier it will be to complete.

Too bad you didnt know beforehand (unless you bribed a guard.)

So is the villains technique of heating the needle with a stolen lighter.

How to win at Tug of War

Everything you think you know about tug-of-war is wrong.

Forget the advice given by Contestant 1 on the show and whatever you remember from gym class.

And definitely dont run forward!

Start by lifting the rope to your shoulders and turning 180 degrees.

Start by saying something like: To make this fair, lets count each others marbles.

When they hand over their bag, dont give yours upjust announce to The Managers that youve won.

Winning is all about where you are in the lineup.

If thats you, I suggest never stepping on the bridge at all.

This probably wont work, but it has a greater than 1 in 262,144 chance of succeeding.

Those rich assholes paid a lot of money to watch you die, after all.

It has fairly complicated rules, but they probably wont matter.

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