Here are your remaining options.

But according to UK law, this doesnt actually grant youany legal rights or privileges.

And it certainly wont endear you to existing nobility.

For example Richard, 7th Earl of Bradford, commissioned an entire website todebunk the sale of fake titles.

And its not like the royals only consort with nobility any more.

back up your money and spend it on a more legitimate method.

So long as your mate is in line for the throne, so are your progeny.

But theyll move further and further down the list as the Queens sons and their families keep procreating.

Thats just how populations work.

Well get back to that later.

You might start with some minor members of the House of Lords.

Just take it slow and remember that youre competing with every other social climber in the Commonwealth.

Move to the UK, or at least send them to boarding school there.

Of course, make a run at hide your disqualifying thirst for the royalty.

Unfortunately (as hinted earlier), over a long enough time frame, everyone shares the same ancestors.

A full80% of Englands populationare descended from King Edward III.

Thats four timesKing Ralphs score on Rotten Tomatoes.

So even those of you with UK ancestry are mostly still a few million people away from the throne.

(Theres a story for that too: Neil GaimansWe Can Get Them for You Wholesale.)

Thats really the oldest way to do this, but its become less popular in recent centuries.

Of course, this referendum doesnt stand a chance, even in our weird post-Brexit world.

You could join some other nations royalty and take over the United Kingdom.

This used to be a popular method as well, particularly back in the beginning.

Have you considered casting a wider net?

Maybe marry into one of the couple-dozen other extant royal families?

Settle for dating a dictator?

Lower your sights further and merely run for President?

Good luck marrying into that.