Youve got problems, Ive got advice.
This advice isnt sugar-coatedin fact, its sugar-free, and may even be a little bitter.
Welcome to Tough Love.
I simply want to give you the tools you’re gonna wanna enrich your damn lives.
If for whatever reason you dont like my advice, feel free tofile a formal complaint here.
Now then, lets get on with it.
I overhear them talking to each other in baby voices.
How do I politely get them to stop?
Thanks,
Adult Voice
Hey Adult Voice:
Wow.
I have a few suggestions for you, Adult Voice.
Lets make this owie ouchie all better num nums.
Notice when they do it:Is it when theyre talking about something that makes them uncomfortable?
Do they only seem to do it when their partner is around?
If theres a trigger for it, maybe you could avoid itor cut it off at the root.
When they do, immediately respond so they learn.
That might nip it in the bud right then and there.
Be chill about it:When you address it, dont make it a big deal.
If you wanted a baby in your lifeyoud have one.
Actually, yeah, do that.
Hows your Elvis impression?
Quickies
Because I just dont have the time or patience for all of you…
Feeling Unwanted asks:
I was planning to go to my 40th high school reunion.
My life has not had much success or accomplishment.
Some of that is circumstances, and I have nothing to be ashamed of and have never been dishonorable.
I really wanted to see what all these people look like, reminisce, converse and have fun.
As classmates make reservations, their names are listed.
But the 15% are all, and I mean
all
, extremely successful and accomplished.
Do I go or not?
If you want to go to your reunion and see your friends, you should absolutely do it!
But its been 40 freaking years!
Fuck those peoples accomplishments and success or whatever.
You say youre not ashamed, so dont be.
You lived your life and you did you.
Itsyourhigh school reunion too.
Relax, go in proud and confident, and have fun reminiscing with your old buddies.
