In honor of Evil Week, Im here to teach you how to give a lazy blowjob.
Here are some ways to give a great blowjob, the lazy way.
The further they get themselves along their path to orgasm, the less work you have to do.
This is a challenging position that gets uncomfortable quickly.
Instead, try lying on your back, and having your partner straddle your face.
Tell your partner to stay still, and let you do the work.
Again, novelty works in your favor here.
A lot of people dont do this position, so it will feel thrilling to your partner.
Youll have to do even less work, and theyll have even more fun.
Ask your partner to stand or kneel in front of you, straddling you.
Use Your Hands
Your hands are your best friends for any blowjob, lazy or energetic.
Im always surprised by how many people think blowjobs are only supposed to involve the mouth.
If you rely on your mouth too much, youll tire yourself out pretty quickly.
Your jaw will start to ache and and your tongue will get tired.
Your hands are an essential part of a great blowjob, and work in tandem with your mouth.
When youre giving a lazy blowjob, your hands can take on the majority of the work.
Heres the basic technique: wrap your hand around the shaft of the penis, forming a loose fist.
Move your mouth and hand up and down the shaft in tandem, as if they were glued together.
Use a Toy
Another way to speed your blowjob along is to use a toy.
Let a motor take on some of the work for you.
The best tool for the job is a vibrating cock ring, like theJeJoue Mio.
These toys are meant to be worn at the base of the penis.
Vibrating cock rings house a small vibrator.
A little extra vibration along the base of the penis can be extra pleasurable for a lot of men.
Go to the Back Door
Incorporate anal play.
Before you askyes, straight men can enjoy anal play while still remaining straight as an arrow.
A little added anal stimulation can make your partner orgasm so much faster.
If your partner seems shy or squeamish, let them know youre excited about venturing backdoor.
(Just dont mention that part of your motivation is your laziness!)
When the time comes, put a dab of lube on the index finger of your non-dominant hand.
The anus doesnt self-lubricate, so added lubrication is necessary.
Silicone-based lubes likePjur Originaltend to be best for anal play.
That alone can be enough to send a lot of people over the edge.
If your partner seems to want more, slowly and gently press your fingertip into their rectum.
it’s possible for you to leave it inserted, or move it in and out.
), heres another evil trick to try: start it but dont end it.
Tell your partner, Thats all you get for now.
Just dont let the power get to your head too much!
