The titular character has a soft spot for dessertspecifically coffee jelly, a gelatinized coffee dessert.

Heating up gelatin in water induces a hydrolysis reaction that breaks the proteins down into smaller pieces.

Today, the dish appears more frequently in Japan, where jelled liquids have acenturies-long history.

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Recreating this coffee jelly was extremely easy; I followedthis recipefrom Allrecipes.com.

I tried again, moving to a bigger pot.

The results were…fine.

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A film of unappetizing and somewhat rubbery milk fat formed at the surface of each serving dish.

It tasted like a London fog, but the sweetness felt overpoweringId forgotten about the lactose in the milk.

I tossed the rest of the jiggling mixture into the trash after a few bites.

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I tried Dr. Pepper jelly next, making a few tweaks from my prior test.

The result was…abhorrent.

But I pressed forwardone sachet of jello to two cups of red wine.

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I liked the microwave method, so I went with that.

Id hit the sweet spot, this time.

I gave one of the cups to my neighbors, who finished and enjoyed it.

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I later learned that Thomas Jefferson wrote out a recipe to wine jellyof his own.

I dont think I could stomach a Coors Light Jell-O.

These enzymes are great for tenderizing meat, but will also inhibit the gelling properties of gelatin.

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For the final step of the powdered gelatin journey, I attempt a savory dish.

This final recipe was my ultimate gelatin failure.

I poured the gelatin sachet directly into boiling water rather than dissolving it in the liquid first.

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But I also dont plan on eating any more gelatin for a while.

Updated on 3/31/21 at 2:48pm EST to include more photos.