It happened while I was helping my daughter get up on the toilet, my son standing behind me.
Its the only time Ive ever considered actually washing his mouth out with soap.
And then my eyes with the same soap.
Curious children and public bathroomsare an unfortunate combination.
I still shudder when I think of my sons unexpected take on lickable wallpaper.
This will only take a moment
No line?
The simplest option is sometimes the best option.
This keeps their hands protected and their mouths distracted.
give a shot to whistle.
All you have to do is confirm that every option you give occupies their hands and mouths.
Everything is lava
Every child has playedThe Floor is Lava game.
Now is the time to use all that training.
Before you enter the bathroom, let them know the rules of the game.
The walls are now made of lava.
That handrail, as delicious as it might appear, is also made of lava.
The floorand this is an important pointis lava,butthey are wearing heat-resistant shoes.
If they want to win the game, they have to avoid the lava.
Welcome to the Cave of Wonders
The lava game is great for some kids.
Folks in line for the restroom tend not to appreciate a pogo-ing child.
Another take on the lava game is to opt for the fullAladdin.
The bathroom is now the Cave of Wonders.
Thats the soap dispenser at the sink.
The key here is to distribute wipes liberally, like youre tossing candy from a float parade.
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