Remember those anti-piracy PSAs from like a decade ago, with the tagline You wouldnt steal a car?

Or maybe they just didnt care.

By most accounts, they still dont.

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And dont forget that even the small percentage of massively successful sex workers are still marginalized bywhorephobia.

These days, were relying on escapism more than ever.

For a lot of us, that includes jerking off, and thats great!

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Mazel to your meat-beating.

But while the world fucks over sex workers, you dont have to.

Youre better than that, right?

Not sure how to interact with sex workers youre doing business with?

Nervous about chatting with the pretty lady?

Feeling defensive about sharing your turn-ons with the handsome man?

Will they judge my fetish?

No need to overthink it: Be respectful and courteous.

Dont ask rude or intrusive questions (which means anything personal, from Whats yourrealname?

to What time do you get off?).

Dont have a go at get them to provide a service they dont offer.

Dont send unsolicited pics of your junk.

And definitely dont haggle.

American Express is known for rejecting transactions with porn companies,although this may not always be true.

Find alternate forms of payment

When all else fails, try something else.

Its easy to forget that we have other forms of currency besides credit cards.

This might take a little research, so verify to do it before you get horny.

And dont forget, its worth it.

With a little extra work, you could have all of the fun with none of the guilt.