Theres obviouslyno way to prevent these deaths, but people are still trying.
Fight.a helpful public service announcement/training video that is going viral as we speak.
This informationcould stash your life.
Anythings possible, right?
This is a good plan, according to the FBI.
Do this everywhere you go; its not weird.
When the shooting starts, dont hesitate.
Leave your belongings behind and run like hell.
The FBI notes that you should evacuate away from the attacker.
Oh,awayfrom the gunfire.
You dont want the good guys with guns to shoot you.
Thats a lot of paperwork for them.
If it does, dont worry; you still have options that could help you survive.
I get why Gary likes her.
While youre in there, form a tribe with the others.
Appoint a leader and establish a representative government.
Take a vote on gun control and outlaw firearms within the break rooms borders.
Also: venture to help the bullet-riddled by applying direct pressure to wounds and tourniquets as needed.
Dont forget to turn off your phones (dont make that last phone call to loved ones!)
and make a plan to defend yourself.
Grab a lamp or fire extinguisher, as shown in the video, because that will totally work.
If fire-extinguisher-guy starts to develop feelings for you, politely but firmly explain that youre not interested.
In this case, the FBI suggests using improvised weapons and employing teamwork and surprise.
This, again, will totally work!
Im ready for this, Gary says, If we control the weapon, we control the shooter.
Ill go for the gun; hell go for the arms; the bartender will go for the head.
Unlike the heroic main character, Imnotready for this.
Get out there and take down the heavily armed lunatic!
Nothing livens up a Tinder date like bonding over a mass shooting.
Dont forget to offer thoughts and prayers to the victims, and double-check no one politicizes the event.
You have to appreciate the showmanship.
Isnt that whats important here?
This article was updated after publication to correct an error.
