People love to denigrate the sexy costume.
Why doesa lobsterneed to be sexy?
they will ask, clutching their pearls and shouting to God in heaven.
Why would someone want to dress up asa horny Bob Ross?
(Though childrencanadd a spooky element to your Halloween shindig.
Have you ever been drunk or high around a child?
Its the most horrifying thing of all.)
If you do them right, sexy costumes are less about fucking and more about relishing the delightfully absurd.
(And yes, I have seen the corn dildos.
Stop sending me links to the corn dildos.)
Sexy corn is not a real thing that exists on this mortal planethe purest form a costume can take.
This is what gives Sexy Saturn Devouring His Son an edge over Sexy Dr. Jacoby.
The less sexy your concept, the more effective your costume will be.
If the answer is yes, youre good to go.
Im just kidding; thats not necessary.
Im sure you know which parts of your body you like showing off by now.
Pick your favorite feature(s) and build a costume around that.
For me, the answer is always cleavage, though ass makes a good secondary option.
after you grab your body part picked out, focus on themes and patterns.
Cleavage is a good accessory, but you might be sexy without boobs.
I would avoid using all at once, however.
The last day in October can be cold.
If you want to avoid showing skin, reach for the skin-tight.
(Lumps and bumps can be sensual sexy, but they are most effective when used strategically.)
Luckily, wigs exist and can be ordered online with ease.
once you nail a wig, you might find yourself planning costumes around it.
This is how Sexy Saturn Devouring His Son came to be.
I bought the slip and the tights and decapitated a Cabbage Patch doll, and a costume was born.
Again, the key is to take a feature of the concept and re-imagine it in a sexy way.
So dress yourself as Sexy Corn, Sexy Bob Ross, Sexy Big Bird, or Sexy Existential Dread.
Just dont try and pull a Sexy Racismracism is never sexy.
