How to Turn Any Vague Concept Into a Sexy Halloween Costume
People love to denigrate the sexy costume. Why doesa lobsterneed to be sexy? they will ask, clutching their pearls and shouting to God in heaven. Why would someone want to dress up asa horny Bob Ross? (Though childrencanadd a spooky element to your Halloween shindig. Have you ever been drunk or high around a child? Its the most horrifying thing of all.) If you do them right, sexy costumes are less about fucking and more about relishing the delightfully absurd....