(And dont ignore uptown.)

Or:

If you want something in between, go for St. Pattys Day.

Learn somethingabout the city before you go, says GozertheGozerian.

I recommend Ned SublettesThe World That Made New Orleans(also available as an audio book).

I usually put in a $5 bill and use it for the week.

Lafittes in Exile, Good Friends Bar and 700 Club are better alternatives.

Jamescobalt knowsthe good plantation tour:

Most of the historic plantations in the area are disturbingly romanticized.

The Marigny and the Bywater are close, but a little more local.

Andalways tip:

This is a service industry town.

Almost everyone that lives here is a bar tender, tour guide, server, hotel employee etc.

Reader TriplicaterecommendstheWorld War II museum, a bayou tour, and getting oysters right now while theyre in season.

Its a little janky but beats spending $35 through other means.

Boil-water advisories for literally days at a time.

High taxes, out in the open government corruption, decaying infrastructure.

One single errant hurricane away from literally being destroyed.

Hint - not many.

But hey, thats a lot of negative!

The comment thread has a few debates about the citys safety.

MJBuddy1 givesthis commonsense advice:

Be moderately street smart.

Dont find yourself on a street late without other people around you.

Theres no reason to be in those areas anyway.

Order a Sazerac somewhere and probably hate it.

If anyone lights that shit on fire, leave.

Lucid is probably the cheapest at most places and is beyond respectable).

Recommended food:

N7!

No bookings, hard to find, but worth it.AW12

Central Grocery.

They invented the muffuletta, and its great.