But when he was six years old, I knew my dino-obsessed offspring was ready to watch Jurassic Park.
Two hours later, he had a big smile on his face.
Hes partnered with Tommy Lee Jones.
Our hero is practically incapable of doing the wrong thing, including uttering a curse word.
Why you might want to wait:Theres some comic-book violence and kissing.
You also might have to give a short lesson on the Nazis and World War II.
Teamwork, perseverance, anti-industrialization, and author J.R.R.
Tolkiens infusion of Christian values are why this lengthy trilogy has resonated with fans for so long.
Why you might want to wait: The hobbits sure like to smoke their pipes.
Dr. Malcolm, played by Jeff Goldblum, flirts with Dr. Sattler (Laura Dern).
Why it might be OK:Its an excellent male-bonding movie that proves the underdogs win occasionally.
Why you might want to wait:Sex between two characters is implied but not shown.
There is also robot-on-robot violence and some language not appropriate for ringside.
Her boyfriend enlists the help of a perpetually drunk sea captain to come to her rescue.
Theres also Johnny Depp, which may require some explaining depending on how much your family watchesEntertainment Tonight.
Why it might be OK:Its cheaper than dealing with Ticketmaster.
Why you might want to wait:There is no blank space here.
The show has scantily clad dancers, inappropriate language, and lyrics that refer to drugs and sex.
Why it might be OK:This three-hour epic has an environmental-friendly message.
Why it might be OK:The film has a nice anti-war message.
One of the toys puts a sleeping pill in a parents drink.
Theres also some mild language and a scene where soldiers flirt with Barbie-like dolls.
Why it might be OK:You learn a lot about the weather.
Why you might want to wait:Theres some innuendo, impalements, and weather-related violence.
The main couple is about to get divorced, which may require an explanation.
Why it might be OK:The characters learn teamwork and togetherness.
Why you might want to wait:The requisite violence and language, along with some robot torture.
Where to stream:Paramount+