Best for Full-Size Chocolate Bars: Costco
Ah, full-size bars, the Holy Grail of Trick-or-Treating.
There we would find at least one, if not more, homes of literal angels.
You too can be an angel.
You too can change a life.
(Thats $0.43 per bar and $8.54 per kilogram of candy.)
Hersheys will cost you more than Mars at Costco.
In fact, each bar only ends up being a penny cheaper there than it is at Target.
Is your priority a having a large number of individually wrapped pieces to dole out?
Or are you more concerned with the mass of chocolate youre getting for your hard-earned cash?
Lucky for you, shifting your focus minimally affects the price.
The only problem: then youd have two hundred Baby Ruths, Crunch Bars, and Butterfingers.
Best for Smarties: Dont Buy Smarties, You Monster
Im talking about those chalky American Smarties.
The ones you get across the pond (or in Canada) are dope.
The Worst in All Categories: Big Lots
Okay, so thats not completely fair.
At the end of the day, Big Lots is pretty worthless for Halloween candy purposes.
And that, my friends, is where you should buy your Halloween bounty.
Illustration by Sam Woolley, Photos byslgckgc,Jeff Golden, andAl R.
