Here, we break it down.
Cottage-style:See above.
Diamond in the rough: This house is in an unpopular neighborhood.
Good bones: This house has potential, but youll have to pay through the nose to reach it.
Custom-built: This house has a lot of bespoke, personalized details that fit the previous owners tastes perfectly.
Maybe not so much.
Well-maintained:This house doesnt have a lot of great features worth mentioning, so were saying this instead.
(OK, OK, it may have a new-ish roof or windows.)
Rustic:You cool with living that 1800s prairie life?
Have we got a house for you.
Original details:This old-fashioned house needs some work.
Vintage: Ill take outdated for 1,000, Alex.
(Sorry Ken and Mayim, it will always be Alex.)
Beautifully updated:You may need to ignore the old-looking outside to get to the renovated inside.
Low-maintenance yard: This yard is either the size of a postage stamp, or not landscaped.
One-of-a-kind: This house has something weird about it that is off-putting to many people.
just, someone, take it off our hands.
Oasis from the hustle and bustle: This house is isolated AF.
Only come here if you dont mind driving 12 miles to the nearest grocery store.
Unique look:Most people find the aesthetics of this house to be weird.
Great potential investment: This is a fixer-upper on Hard mode.
Youll be spending, and potentially losing, a fair amount of those.
Larger than it looks:Do you think this home looks small?
Great starter home:This is where you should live until you’re free to afford something better.
This home will not last!
:Weve been trying to unload this for months.
hey respond to our scare tactics.
Needs some TLC:Could need some cosmetic refurbishing; could need a gut renovation.
Either way, open your wallet.
