I’ll judge you hard.

There are three kinds of Halloween costume wearers.

The first are people who don’t wear costumes.

I wont be discussing them because they’re beneath my contempt.

If you want to avoid a cliche-ridden Halloween, avoid the below trending costume gear.

Wearing a sheet with some mismatched eyeholes indicates you put in alittleeffort.

I have no respect for you.

The exceptions are very elaborate pre-made costumeslike this oneand very stupid costumes, like thisbreathalyzeror thisNacho Libre.

In trying to determine the top costumes in 2024, I first checked out Google’sFrightgeistsite.

Raygun: Australian Olympian.

CatNap: A character from indie horror gamePoppy Playtime.

Delores: Beetlejuices ex-wife inBeetlejuice Beetlejuice.

Pomni: Main character of cartoon seriesThe Amazing Digital Circus.

Envy: Character fromInside Out 2.

Red: Hero of Disney’sDescendants: Rise of Red.

Dr. Doom: Marvel comics supervillain.

Sabrina Carpenter: Pop star.

Lady Deadpool: From the movieDeadpool & Wolverine.

An interesting set of costumes.

Lots of movie characters from all over the pop culture landscape.

Probably because Halloween is supposed to be fun and politics has become a brutal cultural death march.

My top pick for most interesting choice is actually America’s top pick too: Shrunken Head Bob.

It’s likely too pricey and too much trouble to be overly represented.

I think the most cliche choice here is the Raygun costume.

So don’t wear it, unless you could do the danceperfectly.

So not a cliche, but not a good choice either.

The hottest Halloween costume in Juneau, Alaska

Google’s Halloween map is searchable by region.

The most trendy Halloween costume in Juneau, Alaska area isPebbles Flintstone.

What the hell is going on in Juneau, Alaska?

Here’s what the retailer picks for this year:

Deadpool & Wolverine costumes.

The Amazing Digital Circuscostumes.

Meme costumes: Skibidi Toilet, mob wife, country chic.

Spirit Halloween has an amazing variety of costumes, but they all look crappy.

LikethisJawscostume, where you dress as a shark wearing a picture of itself on a bib.

I do like the inclusion of the Skibidi Toilet costume though.

Kids are going to go nuts for this one, because it’ssoobnoxious.

If you’re over the age of 14, though, yo do not wear this costume.