Here are our most angry-email inducing posts from 2018.
Someone call the Unilever family, because now theyre just messing with us.
What was the best part of your day?
What was the worst part of your day?
What are you most grateful for today?
If your day could be a song, what would it be?
Whats the funniest thing that happened today?
These are even worse.
Your child sees right through them, and you.
Stop Hand Washing Your Dishes
Most people drastically underestimate how much water their taps put out.
Lettuce Is Bullshit
Surely its got vitamins, though?
Yes, but not much compared to whats on the rest of your salad.
Both of which, I might note, have more flavor.
When youre giving a lazy blowjob, your hands can take on the majority of the work.
wall decal in the spirit of Satanism, it would read Eat, Bone, Avenge!
The One Hit Wonders Nostalgia Playlist
Play this music selfishly.
Skip any song you dont immediately recognize (at least once the chorus hits).
Youre just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
I can see why: raw cabbage swimming in sugared mayonnaise is, conceptually, pretty foul.
