This weeks trip into the hidden country of young people features a grab bag of internet randomness.
All that, plus a nine-foot-tall vampire babe.
Basic slang for out-of-touch adults
Trying to define the slang that kids use is a thankless task.
So you could be the CEO of makeup orFortnite.
PFP: Profile picture.
(I dont know why its not just PP, just accept it.)
Yeet: A versatile word that usually means something like to fly quickly away.
Like When the cops showed up at the party, the kids yeeted out of there.
It also means to throw, and can be a catchall expression for energy or excitement.
This week in terrible male behavior: The silhouette challenge
Men are a mistake.
It was a fun, sexy, and maybe even empowering trend…until slimy dudes ruined it.
You could have just left a comment like, Youre awesome!
and went on with you day.
But noooo, you had to ruin it.
c’mon do not do this kind of thing in the future.
Also: No one likes you.
So, pretty much like county jail, without the free meals.
Myers is hilarious when shes awake but even funnier when shes asleep.
Shethrows beer cans onto the lawn,fights a stuffed octopus, and otherwise legitimately lives her dreams.
Check outher TikTokto see what I mean.
She lives in a spooky old mansion with her two murderous daughters.
She has retractable claws like Freddy Krueger, and shes nine-and-a-half feet tall.
Lady Dimitrescufan art,fan theories, andcosplayare all over the place.
Check out#LadyDimitrescuon Twitter for an endless stream of glorious, tall vampire lady tributes.
