The Out-of-Touch Adults' Guide to Kid Culture: The Gaylor Swift Theory

Q: Is Taylor Swift gay?

This week, Swift herself seems to have quashed the theories and sounded off on the Gaylors themselves.

If I only hung out with my female friends, people couldnt sensationalize or sexualize that right?

I would learn later on that people could and people would.

The Gaylor communitys reaction is interesting.

Theres little maybe we got it wrong.

A sample comment reads, I just dont understand queer flagging and then telling people to mind their business.

It makes us seem actually delusional when we arent, she HAS queer flagged.

Theres no denying that.

Swift, it should be noted, has actually denied that.

: TikToks new dance explained

The Jubi Slide is a dance move taking over.

Also like the moonwalk, the stepisnt difficult to learn,butJubisliding rightis adifferent matterentirely.

None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo.

or attaching the slogan to other photos, likethis, orthis.

I think GOP Josh might be a satire account.

Its that tone deaf.

I hit 50% and Im proud of that.

A few weeks ago, I (begrudgingly) learned what sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler is.

I dismissed the viral video as dumb and said its lyrics were a collection of tween-speak gibberish.

But today I learned that there may be a secret, deeper level to the song.

And theres an entireclass of ships called SIGMA.

These vessels werent named based on an online poll likeBoaty McBoatface, either.

They were all sailing the seas long before the Internet itself even existed.

So is the Gyatt for the Rizzler song actually a sly commentary on mid 20th Century American imperialism?

But still, its a funny coincidence.

YouTuber Safiya Nygaard posted the perfect post-Halloween video.

Check it out to see if all of the candy tastes better than one of the candy.