The Out-of-Touch Adults' Guide to Kid Culture: Uh, an $8,000 ‘Curb Couch’?

Theres something for everyone.

Gathering evidence is a snap when the criminals do it for you.

Whats the deal with the free $8,000 street couch?

If you found a couch on the street, would you drag it home?

How about if the couch was worth $8,000?

The internet of course, reacted.

Some questioned whether it was actuallya cheap knockoff.

Some wondered why anyone would throw something like that out to begin with.

But the biggest concern was also the first thing I thought of: What if it has bedbugs?

So far, @yafavv.mandaa reports no problems with bedbugs and general satisfaction with her new couch.

But who can say what horror the future will bring?

Most members of Gen-Z arent criminals, performatively or otherwise.

Theyre law-abiding nobodies who need jobs to buy couches.

Theyre just trying to get by in a confusing world they dont understand.

Like anyone at a new job, she doesnt know where anything is, or how to do anything.

But unlike you or I, it seems to bother her.

Its easy to forget what that felt like.

But when youre bright-eyed and still think any of this matters, thats hard.

So this is a PSA to all the crusty bastards out there to be extra-nice to anyone starting out.

Its the right thing to do, and itll pay off when they become your boss in six months.

Green flags are easy to understand too.

But have you heard of beige flags?

There are two definition for beige flag.

Theres nothing wrong with them exactly, but theyre basic.

Examples of beige flags are things like including going to the gym as a hobby on a dating profile.

Or a profile that mentionsThe Office, being a foodie, or going on adventures.

Those are all beige-ist of flags.

YouTube can be a heartless place.

Theres nothing fake-seeming about the video; this isnt a half-apology or a non-sorry.

Its the real thing.

Casual bigotry is still bigotry, Idubbbz said.

It doesnt matter what my intentions were.

If Im hurting people, Im hurting people, he added.