Pop culture is like a disturbing science fiction movie this week.

The hype for the international gullibility convention promised Three days of meetups and mayhem.

One big night full of surprises.

One of those big surprises was UV stage lights shined into the crowd, resulting in severe eye-burns.

I woke up at 04:00 and couldnt see anymore.

Had so much pain and my whole skin is burned.

Needed to go to the hospital, reports Twitter userCryptoJane.

The result is pain, sensitivity to light, and temporary blindness.

(You really want to take medical advice from these people.)

You might expect a class-action lawsuit, but Im not sure.

Consider this tweet from professional dimwitAdrian Zdunczyk.

Incredible event and met plenty of amazing people.

Youd get an email from a friend reading, Check out this cool car!

with a disguised link to lemon party, goatse, or another piece of made-to-be-shocking content.

Youd race for the close window button and vow never to click anything anyone sent you, ever again.

Then youd send your own Check out this cool car!

I really mean it.

Everyone was playing it, memeing about it, making videos of it, and generally living aFortnitelifestyle.

But gradually, interest fell off.

Fortnite OG brings back the original map and weapons, and urges players to forget everything that came later.

This project has all the things needed for success: Theres obviously a ton of money behind it.

The cast it talented and charismatic.

It was written by Tina Fey.

But judging by the trailer, I dont think its going to resonate with young people at all.

Theres a lot of arent they sex crazed?

jokes, and wow are they mean comedy, which is worse than just obvious and hackyits dishonest.

Zoomer and Gen. Alpha seem way more innocent, accepting, thoughtful and kind than kids used to be.

Honestly, were the depraved onesbut I guess you cant make money on a movie about that.