We’re become a nation of squares.
Where to begin figuring out what’s wrong with kids today?
Let’s start with what theyaredrinking.
What are dirty sodas?
And what do they say about the the nations new puritanism?
Non-alcoholic drinks are part of an even large societal shift toward sobriety and chastity.
They dont even like rock ‘n’ roll.
What do you evendoat a bar if you aren’t having a couple drinks?
Why are people searching #glasscleaner on TikTok?
Young people arent entirely puritanical.
The idea isthat some videos tagged#glasscleaneror#bmwactually contain hidden, forbidden imagery.
Theyre tagged #glassclearner and #BMW for reasons unknown.
Im not entirely convinced this is really happening though.
(Dont quote me on this.)
But todays kids dont get down like that.
Having autism is not only accepted, its celebrated.
Which brings me toYNG Martyrship-hop track Gleaming, which contains the lyrics, The gang ain’t neurotypical.
My bro got autism.
She thought he threw up gang signs; its just my dawg stimmin.Bars!
Heartwarming, especially for anyone with an autistic family member.
The full music video followed a week later.
Check it out below.
Battle of the child-influencers: Baby Gronk versus the Rizzler
RememberBaby Gronk?
On the other side of the cultural coin is the Rizzler.
Unlike Baby Gronk, the Rizzler is seen as age appropriate, kid-like, wholesome and sincere.
What does it all mean in the end?
The reactions are mixed.
Sometimes people see through the schtick immediately and tell him to get lost.
Some workplacesactually sit down with him and take a stab at solve the issue.
Check out WhitesTikTokorInstagramand see what you think.
