This week were gawking at the weird fetishes, beverages, and viewing habits of young people.
Worst of all, their Willy Wonka is Timothee fucking Chalamet instead of Gene Wilder (horrible).
Are Prime energy drinks dangerous for kids?
Prime is a line of three sweet, uncarbonated beverages created by YouTube stars Logan Paul and KSI.
Two of the three Prime drinks are sold as post-workout its got electrolytes!
The third is the problem, according to Schumer, mainly because of the caffeine content.
The energy drink is packed with 200 mgs per 12-ounce can, or roughly the caffeine insixcans of Coca-Cola.
New kink alert: What is mirror sex?
New kink alert #2: What is gooning?
Gooning actually does feels current, but maybe not in a good way.
Named for the glassy-eyed state its practitioners aspire to, gooning is like edging, but even more so.
Its repeated masturbation toalmostorgasm, for hours or sometimes days.
Dedicated gooners set up goon caves where they can watch multiple streams of porn at once.
Sometimes they goon-out together online in technologically enhanced circlejerks.
Its certainly no surprise gooning really caught on during the pandemic lockdowns.
What are NPC Streamers?
NPC streaming combines elements of cosplay and often anime with stylized, video game-ish movements.
The results are something uncanny.
Especially if you dont know thebackstory, random clips of NPC streamers are uniquely disquieting.
Theyre repetitive, robotic, and free of meaning.
The streamers often look like theyre serving a sentence for some unknowable crime.
NPC streams are not porn, but they feel like porn.
Its clearly a fetish, but for whom?
When these videos are shared outside of TikTok, theyre met with great confusion.
Watch the abovecompilationof NPC videos from livestreamer/OnlyFans modelPinkyDollto see what I mean.
TikTok livestreams are only one aspect of NPC culture.
In other words: Its not for us.
But, man, that is alotof whimsy.
