The Out-of-Touch Adults' Guide to Kid Culture: What Is 'Sticking Out Your Gyat for the Rizzler'?

And the annoyance would make the joke even funnier?

But only to you?

So youd just say it more?

And everyone else was thinking, will youpleaseshut up already?

Well, kids still do that, but its actually worse now because they use memes.

Here are the lyrics: Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler.

Youre so Fantum tax.

I just want to be your sigma.

After extensive research, I have deciphered what it all means.

Overall, its similar to slang overload memes that were popular a few years ago.

The words are meant to be obscure.

Its one of those things where if you get the joke, the joke is on you.

I understand about 90% of it, butonlybecause of writing this column every week.

Butthe meaning of gyathas morphed into something like attractive booty.

Rizzler: This is a play on rizz, slang for charisma.

The singer is identifying themself as someone with rizza rizzler.

Skibidi: A reference to the annoying viral cartoon series on YouTube called Skibidi Toilet.

Fanum tax: This one gets deep into very-online kid culture.

Its a reference to an in-joke from Twitch streamer Phanum.

Ohio:Ohiois a reference to the state.

In meme-speak, its regarded as an almost supernaturally terrible place.

But they obviously are a genre, just not a new one.

Young people ironically adopting uncool fashion choices has been around so long there isnt a name for it.

Norm-core people wore punk rock hair with knock-off Izod shirts.

Early 2000 hipsters wore expensive designer eyeglasses.

What is a pavement princess?

A: Telling your parents youre gay.

Theyve been dubbed pavement princesses.

Gamer dent or headset dent is the impressions left on gamers heads after wearing headsets for a long time.

Its a real thing, but its harmless and temporary.