The Out-of-Touch Adults' Guide To Kid Culture: What's the Thick Water Challenge?

This weeks out-of-touch guide takes us everywhere from obsessedMinecraftinventors, septuagenarian viral sensations, and even deep-fried water.

Here are some of the fossils kids are crazy about.

Charles Mallet:The king of assisted-living TikTok, Charles Mallet has nearly five million followers.

Old Man Steve:The name pretty much says it all: This is an old man named Steve.

Like the best old people, Steve is so friendly its unsettling.

Grandma Droniak:If you like your old people cranky, check out Grandma Droniak.

The wizened woman is delightfullygrumpy and yelly, and really shines whenshes sassing her commenters.

She has her own line of merch and over two million followers.

Thats a lot of sassin!

Piano Grandad: Alan M (AKA Piano Grandad) is my favorite geriatric TikToker.

He doesnt do the whole look at me, Im old!

This 85-year-old grandfather of 19 isdignified.

Heplays classical piano,raises money for cancer research, and can stilljitterbug like an ace.

Dude has aharpin his music room.

Life goals, man, life goals.

Young people ruin water

Piano Grandad spent his youth learning Chopin while dodging Hitlers buzzbombs.

Todays kids are ruining water.

First, theres the thick water challenge.

Harmless fun, right?

Except thick water is a medical product used by people who have trouble swallowing.

You know, so they dont die.

Just add gelatin to your Evian if you want to gross yourself out.

Then theres deep-fried water.

Then you roll it in some breadcrumbs and stick it in the deep fryer.Mmmm…

Eating the tasteless concoction is likely harmless, but making it could be dangerous.

Dropping water into a deep fryer is a very bad idea, even if its gelatinous and breaded.

Theyre calling in lawyers and sending takedown notices to basically everyone.

Twitter is scrubbing the photo.

The Kardashian Clan wants this picturedisappeared.

Whats so shocking about the forbidden photo?

Well, Khloe isnt wearing makeup and the pic isnt touched up.

Apparently, the picture was snapped by either an assistant or Khloes grandmother, and was posted without permission.

But I think theyre missing the bigger picture.

I think the Kardashianswantyou to see the photo, and they created controversy to make you do it.

You know youre going to google it.

You shake Nass money-maker at projectiles, advancing in levels until you meet the devil himself.

I cant say enough good things aboutMinecraft.

Its the best video game of all time.