So, if youre unfamiliar with this unique fella, strap in for some learnin.

Just who is Lil Nas X?

Hes also openly gay.

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So where does a gay, Black, country-rap star with legions of kid fans go from here?

Well, straight to hell.

Released in a limited edition of 666, each pair costs $1018.

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They sold out immediately after being announced.

On cue, Christian types condemned the shoes.

But do you know whats more exclusive?

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Their God-given eternal soul.

We are in a fight for the soul of our nation.

A young musician is using controversial imagery in his art?

Quick, someone get the governor a fainting couch.

A federal judge blocked sale of the shoes until the matter is settled.

MSCHF responded by saying, basically, too late.

They say theyve already shipped all but one pair of the limited-edition kicks.

The cover ofMarvel Comics Super Special #1 boasts printed in real KISS blood, and it isnt lying.

I mean, what is theworld coming to?

In less than a week, more than 74 million people have checked it out.

A teddy-bear has been kidnapped, and a squad of pink-clad combat veterans must rescue it.

Check it out if youre a Rainbow Six fan.

It wont be around forever.