The Out-of-Touch Adults' Guide to Kid Culture: Who Threw a Fleshlight at Lil Nas X?

Drake was luckierhis fan only hit him in the armwith a phone, and he was fine.

was hilarious, the attempted assault wasnt.

Oh, andsomeone also threw their moms ashesat Pink.

Things have gotten bad enough thatAdeleis weighing in.

Have you noticed how people are, like, forgetting fucking show etiquette in America?

sheasked a crowd in Vegas last night.

Dare you to throw something at me, she added.

Its not part of famous pop star culture.

At least, it didnt used to be.

What is boatjumping?

Alabama authoritiesare blaming TikTok for four recent boating deaths.

So, dont jump off boats.

Actually,dojump off boats; its awesome.

Just dont do it in a way that anyone might get hurt or killed.

Unlike boatjumping, beertanning is never awesome.Some TikTok accountsare recommendingpouring beer on your skinto get a quicker tan.

The hops in beer apparently activates your melanin.

Dermatologists recommend high SPF sunscreen instead.

These trends are getting worse.

Rooftopping involves climbing up the walls of a building to reach the roof.

While it is not deadly, attempting Barbiefoot is not entirely risk-free.

(To be a Barbie is to live a life of agony, it seems.)

Her meal plan has struck a nerveMagee now has nearly a million followers.

While the diet is weird,nutritionists say its balanced and healthy for the most part.

Also, chicken, raw veggies, and cottage cheese is pretty much a diet plate from 1976.

All its missing is a can of Tab.

Its an unlistenable, terrible song with a generic video.

And for some reason its about Portugal?

But the commenters seem sointoit, and three million people watched it in a single day.

I figured I must be missing something, so I asked my son to translate.

He found the video hilarious.

So, from what I can gather, Portuginies is a deadpan version of a generic online music video.

You and I dont get it because we are unfamiliar with the pop culture details its mocking.