Last night, I set about brutalizing some pumpkins.

First, I purchased the pumpkins.

Next, I stopped by the dollar store to get a little kit to carve them up.

Small tools for carving a pumpkin.

Without thinking about it, I used a giant kitchen knife to get this done.

Do not make my mistake and buy one of these stupid kits.

She says the bigger scoop is sturdier and more reliable, and the larger knives work well, too.

Pumpkin rinds, seeds, and guts.

She even called them game changers.

Below is a video from Ace Hardware showing how thats done.

It might be little and useless; it might even be sort of big and sturdy.

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Use a real knife.

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Elmchee Halloween Professional Pumpkin Carving Tools, 13 Piece

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