Todays April Fools Day.

Join me as we ruin everyones fun with our annual prank spoiler.

Or maybe your friend just emailed you photos from Vegas, and you get inspired to stand up and .

Whatever you want to say, emoji can say it better (obvs).

So we figured wed take the deep neural connection behind Smart Reply, and make it more sassy.

Lifehacker neither endorses nor advises replying to your bosss emails with copious poop emoji if you value your job.

Groovy Maps:Online.

#FunkyTown is always fly.

Just bring your groovy moves.

It seems a lot of people need guidance on how to get there.

Google Photos Emoji Search:Were taking our groundbreaking visual search to the next level.

Starting today, search inside your photos using emoji still no tagging required.

Okay, new game.

Every time one of these pranks involves emoji, take a shot.

Then, have a go at explain to your boss why youre blackout drunk by nine in the morning.

Youre right, Google.

The idea of strapping a clear piece of plastic on your face to augment your actual realitywouldbepretty silly.

Simply reply to any email using the new Send + Mic Drop button.

Everyone will get your message, but thats the last youll ever hear about it.

Yes, even if folks attempt to respond, you wont see it.

Google Trends, however, thinks we reached Peak Mic Drop inJanuary of this year.

This is what happens when you determine whether your jokes are trendy based on search data.

Itskinda screwing with peoples morning email.

realBooks:The Google Play team is happy to announce the launch of realBooks.

Well, obviously its not anentirelyimmersive experience with Snoop Dogg.

Unless you roll your own.

Or, if you want to save some cash, you canput this video onwhile you sleep.

Or it’s possible for you to choose froma bunch of other videos here.

Or roll your own Star Trek-style white noise soundscape withthis online tool.

Apparently ThinkGeek is very late to the shockingly overcrowded Star Trek white noise market.

366 different flavors that take your tongue on a world tour of culinary delights.

Johnson, are you making out with your calendar?

Its just…well, today is orange dreamsicle day and Im really enjoying myself.

Useless Light Switch:Nobody will ever leave the lights on again with the Useless Light Switch.

Also doubles as a very slow strobe light.

It provides multisensory accompaniment to your VR headset for a fully-immersive experience.

Getting sprayed in the face with a squirt gun probably isnt the weirdest thing youll ever do in VR.

His durable tear-resistant polyester body comes with tethers and ground stakes to ensure he doesnt wreak unintended havoc.

This just formalizes the long-standing informal rule that tabletop RPGs are better when alcohol is involved.

The carrying case itself turns into a Battle Board with integrated playmat and life counters for a head-to-head duel.

A card game for ants?!

Plumbus:At ThinkGeek we carry only artisan plumbuses.

It takes a little extra time, but we think its worth it.

And we think youll agree.

Low-quality plumbuses often still have abrasive layers of ploobis leftover.

Some manufacturers also skimp on the fleeb juice.

Fortunately ThinkGeeks plumbus useslocally sourced dinglebop and hand-crafted schleemfor a premium plumbus that can always get the job done.

The perfect solution for anyone who loves the smell of food AND getting places quickly.

Like an eBay sniper, but with tastier results.

Cornhub:Everythingson a cob!

The whole site is on a cob!

This is the funniest thing Ive seen today and Im not even going to bother trying to top it.

Im also not linking to it.

Youre welcome, office workers.

Be sure to check out all the hot cob-on-cob action from your non-work phone at lunch.

HeavyBubbles:Sparkling water that makes you sweat.

If only Prince Oberyn had used Heavy Bubbles to work out…

Maximum Novadrive:Its time to rev your engines!

Your requisite time waster today comes from Blizzard.

Which isnt really much different from how Blizzard operates every other day of the year.

Netflix Original: John Stamos:A VERY exciting new original documentary unlike any other.

Yet another fake dating app thats probably better than most real dating apps.

Like we werent all searching other peoples OK Cupid profiles for shows we like anyway.

Pros: Learn a new language in your sleep, simpler interface than phone app.

None of that is a joke.

Blizzard continues its tradition of having thebest patch notes ever.

TheHearthstone: The MMOgag is not quite as good.

Also we can toss all these Tinder for Blank posts inonebigbin.

Well be updating this post throughout the day with more Official Jokes as we find them.

Want to see what was popular in years gone past?

Here are some of the best April Fools pranks from2015,2014,2013,2012,2011, and2010.